DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK
NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK
JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK
THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK
PLEASEJONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY
my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.
this is the kind of generation i want my kids to live in
If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends
what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women
And then isn’t there a commercial where the husband, like, starts sneaking his wife’s yogurt, like it’d be an insult to his masculinity to consume it openly?
Men, come out of the yogurt closet. We will accept you, you pansy bastards.